The following excerpts were taken from emails my dad sent me. The brain he's referring to at first is his old Day Planner organizer.
<= it looked like this.
"Yes, your Dad bought a Blackberry. President Obama had one. If it's good enough for him, it's good enough for me. It has replaced my old brain. The old brain was wearing out, was large and cumbersome. Now my new brain is smaller and fits on my belt and vibrates when it gets a message. Somewhat like my real brain. Except for the part about the belt.
Today we have a man installing an irrigation system at our house. ... I enjoy the solitude of watering plants, but we have so many plants now that it is more time consuming than I'd like it to be. Even though many of the plants are dead. Watering dead plants is just not what it used to be."
"If tourist season only begins in mid-June does that mean you have to wait till then to shot them? Is there a limit? Is Sarah Palin aware of this? Dick Cheny? When does tourist season end? Have you seen many tourist tied to the hoods of cars? Do you see many tourist lying on the side of the road? Send us a picture."