I wears the pants!
Who else is going to go into the basement and dispose of two rather ripe rat corpses?
And who else is going to reset the traps?
Yup, I got me some PANTS!
However, next time someone finds a rat corpse, I'd rather appreciate it if they'd tell me sooner. No matter how manly my pants may be, it is not a pleasant task once they go squishy.*
* Even fresh, it's not a pleasant task, it's just more uggy once decomposition sets in. Enjoy your dinner, folks!