Who wears the pants?

I wears the pants!

Who else is going to go into the basement and dispose of two rather ripe rat corpses?

And who else is going to reset the traps?

Yup, I got me some PANTS!

However, next time someone finds a rat corpse, I'd rather appreciate it if they'd tell me sooner. No matter how manly my pants may be, it is not a pleasant task once they go squishy.*




















* Even fresh, it's not a pleasant task, it's just more uggy once decomposition sets in. Enjoy your dinner, folks!