I'll post them later, when I've uploaded them and stuff.
Meanwhile, it's a bit reverse culture shock - different baby products, different sleep systems, different weather...
The weather here is great. 'Cause, duh, it's California, man. Mostly sunny, cool to (dare I say it?) crisp. Not quite lighting-a-fire weather, but is hot-apple-cider-drinking-while-kicking-leaves weather. Points to California.
But I think I'm a duvet-convert. This sheet thing with blankets and quilts is so not working for us. I keep getting tangled up and kicking the DB. He keeps trying to throw off blankets only to pile them on me, so then I try to kick them back, and a-tangled we get. Points to Denmark. Also, I miss my huge bed. How did I ever sleep in a queen size?
Baby food here is way grosser. That came as a shock. I expected it to be better. I don't know why, maybe because there are more choices and more choices means better choices, yes/no? But the baby cereals we bought? Blah! Like newspaper! Alas, although the Spawn loves to eat newspaper, she wasn't buying it in mush form. I really miss the rice cereal from Denmark. Tastes like tapioca pudding without sugar. Quite yummy. Thankfully, she's taken to Saltine crackers and watermelon as well as bagels and sourdough bread. So we have something to entertain
Then there are two things about the US that make me all unhappy in the pants.
One - every foreigner needs to buy a visa before going to the US. Every One. These must be purchased BEFORE you get to the airport. DUDE, WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? Two years ago, said the flight attendant at check in. TWO YEARS AGO?? OBVIOUSLY I DON'T FLY ENOUGH!! WHY DIDN'T SOMEONE WARN ME?
Like Orbitz, when I bought the tickets. Or American Airlines when I checked their web-pages for international travel with babies. Or ANYONE!
We had to slink off to the special counter to buy the DB a visa, getting the whole "you should have done this days ago" speech and "this is how it's been for years [you idiots]." But but but... I'm a savvy traveller! I know how many ounces and grams of liquids I'm allowed (and yes, stupid woman in Heathrow, baby food is exempted in reasonable amounts so stop your 'pre-check' bitchyness and let me advance to security) (seriously, they hired someone to 'pre-check' you before you enter security - the least they could do is teach them the rules! it was like listening to a dalek, only instead of saying "exterminate! exterminate!" it was "no liquids! no liquids!"). I know how to whip off my belt with one hand while taking my computer out of my bag with the other! I have small travel bottles of everything I need in a tidy ziplock bag! HOW CAN I NOT KNOW ABOUT A VISA???
Secondly - what the hell happened to the newspapers here!? Your broadsheets are... not broad! They're skinny! What is that all about? I feel like some incredible hulk trying to hold the newspaper. I keep opening it and ripping it in two because my arms stretch out to the normal width of a paper and the paper is just not that big. It's bad enough that half of Denmark's newspapers are now tabloid format (which means I can't even begin to take them seriously, I keep thinking I'm going to turn a page and read "President Obama is a gigantic alien baby in a man suit! says former aid"), what the hell is this all about anyway?
There's only one solution to all this... more wine tasting! Yaaaaaaay vineyards!