Yesterday, I almost ran inside to grab my camera and take a
picture of the most amazing thing: the Northern Lights.
Only, as I stood on my driveway, a few things occurred to me.
1) I’m in southern Denmark. While it is possible for the folks in northern Denmark to
sometimes see the Northern Lights or so
they tell me, the chances of them happening this far south are pretty much
zero.
2) The Northern Lights are not a pale pink pattern.
3) The Northern Lights do not appear along the western
horizon, even if it’s in the kinda northerly quadrant. That would make them the Western Lights
or even the Northwestern Lights, which we don’t have on this planet.
4) Even if I were to try to take a picture of this
particular light, my little camera is not going to be able to register the pale
pink, barely visible, hazy lights in the pitch black.
5) It is pitch black because it is cloudy.
6) The Northern Lights couldn’t appear anyway because it’s cloudy.
7) So those would be lights reflecting off the clouds.
8) Ah, those are the lights from Faaborg.
9) Well never mind then.
10) Any picture I might have taken would indeed have been worth
10,000 words. And all of them
would have been “idiot.”
Pfsh! Fåborg.. Northern Lights.. who can tell the difference ANYway?? :O
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