There are certain constants in this life. I am not talking about death and taxes, because these days everyone is trying to cheat one or the other. But certain things will always be.
1) There is a bottle of soy sauce in the refrigerator.
2) Somewhere in your house, there are dried onions.
Your fridge may be empty except for those things, but damn it, you've got 'em.
Some people may be depressed by this. What about love? What about beauty?
Well love is fickle, and beauty is ephemeral, but soy sauce is FOREVER!