So every now and then something gets said that should really be repeated, because it is really funny or just so horrible I have to tell someone about it. Here are three (hopefully I can add more to this list, I just never remember to write this stuff down).
"...no you are thinking of John, who said he was BETTER than Jesus. And that would be Lennon, not the apostle."
- Erin to Fokion during a discussion about religion 11/8/04
"You should really feed your brain hamster"
- Violet to Erin after hearing that Erin's brain was run by hamsters 11/22/04
"The Pharisees killed Jesus because he was taking away their church members."*
* There are so many things wrong with this statement I really just couldn't do a thing about it other than shake my head and go back to sleep
- Dumb girl on the bus from Boston to equally dumb boy 11/23/04