So every now and then something gets said that should really be repeated, because it is really funny or just so horrible I have to tell someone about it. Here are three (hopefully I can add more to this list, I just never remember to write this stuff down).
"...no you are thinking of John, who said he was BETTER than Jesus. And that would be Lennon, not the apostle."
- Erin to Fokion during a discussion about religion 11/8/04
"You should really feed your brain hamster"
- Violet to Erin after hearing that Erin's brain was run by hamsters 11/22/04
"The Pharisees killed Jesus because he was taking away their church members."*
* There are so many things wrong with this statement I really just couldn't do a thing about it other than shake my head and go back to sleep
- Dumb girl on the bus from Boston to equally dumb boy 11/23/04
Wow, Erin....I'm appalled. John Lennon didn't say he was BETTER than Jesus he said the Beatles were more popular than Jesus. See, if he said he was better than Jesus, he would have been wrong as better or worse are subjective. However, popularity can be charted and veified, so the comment he made was actually quite truthful, just not prudent...
ReplyDeleteAnd obviously as a rabid Beatle fan, I actually knew that, but in the midst of the conversation on religion, it was damn funny at the time.
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